Event: Canadian Opera Company + Raconteurs = musings on love lost

On March 14th and 15th, Raconteurs partners with the Canadian Opera Company to promote their opera, The Tales Of Hoffmann, running April 10th to May 14th, 2012.


These special events will take place at No One Writes to the Colonel (460 College Street) and feature stories inspired by the themes of the opera. Light refreshments and a special Hoffman cocktail will be available for purchase. Tickets to the operas will be on sale at discounted prices for audience members, and a couple lucky attendees will receive free pairs of tickets to the opera.


On each night, amateur and professional storytellers – including members of the COC – will rhapsodize on a theme related to the opera. Hear stories of “Love Lost”on Wednesday March 14, and “The Muse” on Thursday March 15. Doors open at 6:30 p.m., and the show will begin at 7:30 p.m.

From the COC website:

“A drunken poet sits at a bar, recalling his lost loves to his fellow drinkers. But this is no ordinary barfly: Hoffmann is a writer of fantastical fables. As he spins his dark reminiscences, they come to life before us and resonate with a universal truth. Hoffmann embodies the archetype of every tortured artist, torn between his search for love and the demands of his creative muse.”

Tickets are available online at Brown Paper Tickets for $12.

Event: Coach House Spring 2012 Launch Party!


On Wednesday, March 28th, everybody is invited to Coach House spring titles’ ‘coming out’ party at The Dance Cave (529 Bloor St. West, upstairs).

The night promises new and invigorating Canadian literature, as they unleash five staggering CanLit debutantes upon the Canadian reading public:

Tamara Faith Berger (Lie with Me), launches her much-anticipated new novel, Maidenhead, traversing the desperate, wild spaces of the self-consciousness of a teenage girl who enters unfamiliar worlds of sex, porn, race and class.

Heather Birrell (I know you are but what am I?), Journey Prize-winning short story writer, presents Mad Hope, a kaleidoscope of off-kilter stories of families in their varied forms.

Acclaimed poet Walid Bitar (The Empire’s Missing Links) delivers his fifth book, Divide and Rule, a new collection of dramatic monologues, variations on the theme of power structured in rhymed quatrains.

Playwright Karen Hines (The Pochsy Plays), brings her current Calgary hit, Drama: Pilot Episode – a wildly ingenious tale of western oil boom towns, television programs and the unconscious – to Toronto for a dramatic reading.

Susan Steudel, visiting from Vancouver, will launch her debut poetry collection, New Theatre, a lively foray into spaces both geographical and utopian that culminates in a searing portrait of revolutionary leader Vladimir Lenin.

Doors open at 8 p.m., and the readings get underway at 8:45. Admission is free, but books and refreshments are not. If you’ve ever been to Coach House’s Wayzgoose party in the Fall, you know they’s be goodtimes had by all.
If you can’t make it to The Dance Cave on March 28, you can still buy the new spring titles for 20% off cover price during the week of the Toronto launch (March 25 – 31) when you order from the Coach House site at www.chbooks.com.

How one day in Quebec changed the way I drive


I know I’m dating myself to say this, but I was the first person in Halton Region to complete Graduated Licensing. Zooming around Milton, Ontario, in my Nana’s old grey Mercury Topaz, I was queen of the road.

Yet now, after living in Toronto for the past 15 years, my behind-the-wheel experience has become rather limited. I drive at most once every other month (thanks, ZipCar!) and every time I do take to the streets, I miss it.

I love driving. It’s convenient, it’s liberating, it’s practical. And it’s fun.

But it can also be somewhat scary.

Cars move pretty fast these days (my Topaz began to violently shake when I approached 100km/hr). Everyone seems to be in an angry rush, especially in Toronto. And, to top it all off, there’s Old Man Winter making things even more treacherous.

So, what’s a girl to do?

Get ye to a MINI-ry, apparently.

That’s the MINI Winter Driver Training to be exact.

Held at the iCar race track in Mirabel, Quebec, this daylong program offers both in-class and on-course training on how to handle yourself on the road in winter driving conditions. Oh, and it takes place in MINI Coopers. Which just makes the whole experience incredibly fun.

MINI Coopers drive like go-karts. We had the privilege of driving both the MINI Cooper Countryman and the MINI Hatch. (I should mention at this point that the ‘we’ being referred to here consist of around 15 male professional, experienced automotive journalists… and me.) I’m not even going to try to tell you about the Hatch’s bore and stroke (77.0 x 85.8), nor its rack and pinion steering type. And there’d be no point in my going into detail about the Countryman’s compression ratio (11.0), nor its McPherson strut type front suspension. Because, to be honest, I have no idea what I just said.

What I can tell you is the interior cab is bigger than you’d expect, the dashboard with its cockpit-style makes all other dashboards boring in comparison, and the power window button is near the gear shift – not on the door. You might have to put the backseats down to fit a full family load of groceries in the boot, but the thrill of driving that MINI Coopers provide makes it all worthwhile.

NAVIGATING THE COURSE


Before climbing into our assigned MINIs, we were given a tutorial on technique and safety by The Rally Professor himself, Rauno Aaltonen, World Rally Champion and expert MINI Cooper driver, and Philippe Letourneau, BMW Group Canada Chief Driving Instructor.

The top 5 tips I learnt include:

  1. You control the car; it does not know what you want it to do until you tell it.
  2. The car speaks back to you through the steering wheel and the seat.
  3. Keep your hands at 9:00 and 3:00, not 10-and-2 as we were taught years ago in driver’s ed. This allows for better handling and control of today’s cars.
  4. Always keep your head up; don’t stare at the road in front of you. Look at the road ahead of you, where you want the car to go.
  5. Don’t focus on the problem; focus on the solution.

Number five was especially relevant when we had to navigate an “avoid the moose” exercise. In this instance, the “moose” was a man with a flag, but the adrenaline rush was definitely still there. Accelerating up to 50km/hr along a snowy road towards an entry gate, where at the last minute before we would drive head-on into a row of pylons, the “moose” would appear without warning from one side or the other, and we had to swerve to avoid it. Plus, just to make it interesting, if we swerved left, we also had to avoid a “school bus.” Needless to say, as the first driver of the first car of the whole day (leader of the pack, vroom), neither moose nor school bus survived.

“Focus on the gap, not the moose,” said Philippe. Good advice but hard to take when, as humans, our natural instinct is to go towards the thing that attracts our attention. (And anyone who has ever seen a moose on the side of the road knows it is incredibly attractive.)

Another technique we were trained on involved accelerating backwards to 60km/hr (which may not seem that fast, but try doing it backwards, and in the snow), and then releasing the gas, giving the wheel a slight jar to the right, followed by an immediate full turn to the left… to spin the MINI in a reverse 180, then seamlessly switch it to drive, straight towards that entry gate. We in the biz call this a Rockford.

But before I start sounding all pro, I must admit to chickening out on one exercise. Over- and under-steering at full speed in figure-8’s on ice proved too much for this part-time driver.

Along with steering technique and vehicle dynamics, we also learned about car control with and without the help of Dynamic Stability Control (DSC). I was honestly taken aback with MINI’s performance in these winter conditions. I never would have expected MINI to handle itself so smoothly over ice and snow.

I was also impressed with how much I learnt about successful driving in winter, and better driving year-round, from just one day of MINI Winter Driver Training in Quebec.

And at the end of the program, the whole group raced an ultimate autocross, where I am proud to say, I completed the whole course, including the icing steering element that I had avoided earlier! Oh, and not a single pylon life was lost.

Yeah, I totally want a MINI now. You would too.

Vroom, vroom!

x

For more information on the MINI Winter Driver Training program, or on MINI Coopers in general, please visit www.mini.ca, email [email protected] directly, or view photos from the program on MINI’s Facebook page.

This article was originally posted on Womenofinfluence.ca. To read it there, or learn more about the advancement of professional women, click here.

Tafelmusik Media Spring 2012 Releases

Don’t miss these great performances now available for purchase through Tafelmusik Media!
 
Tafelmusik is pleased to announce the release dates for the following products, including the highly anticipated DVD/CD package of The Galileo Project.  Click on the thumbnails below to see the cover full-size and on the album title for more info about the release.

March 27 2012
 
The Galileo Project: Music of the Spheres


J. S. Bach:
Brandenburg Concertos


Vivaldi:
The Four Seasons


April 24 2012
 
Handel:Sing-Along Messiah


May 29 2012
 
Handel:
Music for the Royal Fireworks

Rameau:
Dardanus/
Le Temple de la gloire

Haydn:
Paris Symphonies